Chewing the Cud
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch, and unfortunately, their favorite bull just passed away.
The women need to buy another, but they only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under $500 . If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word to send a telegraph. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer.
Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send one word: "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?"
The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come-for-ta-bull.'"